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Kitchen Talk During Lock Down
submitted by MK Valett 4/6/20

Must be careful
because people are going crazy
from being in lockdown!

Actually, I've just been talking about this
with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee
and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine
as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
In the end, the iron straightened me out
as she said everything will be fine,
no situation is too pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic...
told me to just suck it up,
but the fan was more optimistic
and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed
when I asked its opinion
and didn’t say anything
but the doorknob told me to get a grip.😬
The front door said
I was unhinged
and so the curtains told me to
....yes, you guessed it
😝…
pull myself together.


….




Author unknown; joke submitted by M.K. Valett of Missoula, Montana.
"I liked the play on words."


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