Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.
In the end, the iron straightened me out
as she said everything will be fine,
no situation is too pressing.
The vacuum was very unsympathetic...
told me to just suck it up,
but the fan was more optimistic
and hoped it would all soon blow over!
The toilet looked a bit flushed
when I asked its opinion
and didn’t say anything
but the doorknob told me to get a grip.😬
The front door said
I was unhinged
and so the curtains told me to
....yes, you guessed it
pull myself together.